If you live in the DFW area, you have probably heard of the sports radio station 1310 The Ticket. They have a ton of “bits” on that station, and apparently their listeners (aka P1s) love to take those bits to the ends of the Earth for everyone to experience. In this case, ESPN GameDay came to TCU on Saturday, and the P1s showed up for fun. While there were many signs at the event, here are some Ticket-related signs (Thanks to Maunder for posting these):
Funny? I think so. Other Ticket bits and drops that would have made good signs:
- Pow!Pow!
- Um Paul in…
- Meh…
- It’s fun to do bad things.
- Oh! A phong is ringin’!
- Put your butt in me.
- Do you like this gig?
- That wasn’t the question!
- Wouldja?
- I like steak.
- Exactly…I mean…
- Please kids, don’t jar.
- Ever seen a guy with a fake head?
- Great story. Tell it again!
- Throw it in my butt.
- Smoke wif cigurrettes.
- Get your ass hung up on now, you idiot!
- Never never no never no never no no never!
- Is that blood?
- Hot dog with doodoo as the weiner.
- Hamburger with doodoo as the meat.
- When you skart skalling bazzzzz….
- What’s this guy’s deal?
- Breaking News: We have just learned that Michael Jackson is dead at 50.
- 8$D$ at Blockbuster 8$ Dar
- Michael Trabtree?
- It’s a fartform.
- Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
- I think everything is going on a lot more than we think it is out there.
- I’m sure everyone knows Im still hangin around Dallas.
- Nip nip weiner.
- Vaginal Slice Born Born.
- We’re having fun here, no?
- I’ve got a flask in my car if anyone wants to join me for an after hours drink.
- Do you like websites?
- I don’t want audio!
- Baby arm to you, sir.
- The anus is on them.
- Did you hear? Fat Joe left Atlantic.
- Why are you yelling? You’re a foot from me.
- Are you gay? ARE YOU GAY?!
- Where’s Grubes at?
- Eeni-meeni-noy
I hope to see all of those at the next ESPN GameDay event!